BlockyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7147	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5152

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2657
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	790
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	890127	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1137	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Animals Bred:	183	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2