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Players: |
102/1000 |
Votes: |
729 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
16 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
4 |
So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!