So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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