BlockyBreakups | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	8614	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7344	Potions Brewed:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magic Items Found:	4212	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6070	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	6510
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2253
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	2434	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	995	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	63	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9938
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Votes:	5408	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	924

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	157	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	295	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21