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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6317 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!