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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 455 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!