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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7939 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.