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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9695 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1199 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!