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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Secret Passages Found: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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