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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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