BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	1001
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	838	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	6848	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crops Grown:	5211

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchantments Applied:	161
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	1780
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4647	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mines Excavated:	2517	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	6361	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	728234	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Votes:	1124	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!