BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1048

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mines Excavated:	4027	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	5960
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2896	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.