BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Potions Brewed:	80	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	7820

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Crops Grown:	6717	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.