BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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