BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Ores Mined: 4247 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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