BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8062
Falling into the Void: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Void Armor Forged: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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