BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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