BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3152	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	88

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	543280	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9255

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!