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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3268 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?