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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 69
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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