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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Armor Forged: 12
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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