Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Divine Spears Created: 18
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5018 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1894 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 769 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Animals Bred: 87
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Zombie Dances: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crops Grown: 5633
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1279 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Animals Bred: 190 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 9793
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9823 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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