Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Towns Built: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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