Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 2924
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
Secret Passages Found: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
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