Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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