BlockyBizarreBeliefs

childhood curiosity, childhood misconceptions, outlandish beliefs, strange thoughts, childhood memories

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a candy land? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can dig your way to a world made entirely of chocolate and gummy bears. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your sugary treasures!

Not only that, but our server also has a secret underground society of talking animals who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the rebellious pigs and cows to take down the feathered tyrants? Or will you side with the chickens and help them maintain their clucky control over the land?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples buried deep within the heart of a volcano. Are you brave enough to venture into the fiery depths and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

CraftyKidz

self reflection, looking back, wish fulfillment, life choices, regrets

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

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Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Assad, Suffering, Oppression, Abuse, HUMAN RIGHTS

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

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CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, political upheaval, Vote of No Confidence, leadership, CraftyTrudeauDownfall

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

Elysium, Sympathy, sorrow, mourning loss, Grief

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, self development, smp, transformation, lifestyle change

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

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BlockyBizarreBeliefs

CraftyKidz

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

Help Me Minecraft SMP