BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	8216

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2308
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Items Found:	4285

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3687
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	788470
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Emeralds Found:	2371
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	2793

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.