BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6257	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5969
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	8860	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	6724	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Towns Built:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	184
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?