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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9078 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9671 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 4070 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!