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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7537 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!