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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6482 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9516 |
Emeralds Found: | 3581 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8505 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!