BlockyBedBloopers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	178	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	217	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mines Excavated:	2030	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1448
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.