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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1654 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 456461 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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