BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

Blondes, self service, Ultimate, Server, 5 foot 8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Reverie SMP

smp, Server Events, AMD Ryzen 5900X, cosmetic perks, Player Suggestions

Reverie SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	Movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL only – No pay to win.

Planned Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5900X, 96GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD, NYC Server

FAQ

How do I apply to join Reverie SMP?

Visit our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When does Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is there a way to provide feedback or make suggestions?

Yes, we welcome player input and have avenues for suggestions. Polls will also be available for community input.

Lost Love Adventure 1.21.3

lost love, self reflection, Healing Process, letting go, Adventure

Yo bro, forget about that girl drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! It’s like therapy but with more explosions!

Plus, who needs love when you can build a giant castle made out of diamond blocks? That’s true happiness right there, my dude. So stop moping around and start crafting your way to victory on our server! Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with relationship drama. Let’s goooooo!

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Hawt Opinions Minecraft SMP Shooter

public opinion, societal issues, criminal justice, criminal behavior, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky throne.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who has the best pixel art or who can build the most ridiculous rollercoaster. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals another player’s diamonds – it’s like a soap opera but with more TNT.

Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most controversial opinions are accepted with open arms. So if you think female school shooters are hawt, you’ll fit right in! Just be prepared for some heated debates in the chat.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where anything is possible – even finding true love with a villager. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, then you might regret it a little).

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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer check, legal challenge, Officials, breathalyzer, Vodka

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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MedievalMC

Leaderboards, MedievalMC, smp, cross-platform, Economy
MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP hub.medievalmc.co

Discord discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:
Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132
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