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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 109 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1452 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
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