BlockyBattlesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8823
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8461
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1228
New Chunks Explored:	605358	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchantments Applied:	92
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	6423	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	80
Dragon Eggs Found:	7405	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Farms Harvested:	424
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crops Grown:	5828	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	8791	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	583175	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38