LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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