LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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