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No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	8154	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3637
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4913	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	3481
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3