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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8865 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.