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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7485 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3365 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.