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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9355 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
New Chunks Explored: | 603775 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)