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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9663 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)