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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9322 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
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ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
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