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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9541 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4315 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
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