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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6678 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)