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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6337 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)