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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1608 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2703 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6189 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)