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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2333 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 83 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will trade you rare items for a single potato. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where they drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!