BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	1840

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	5714
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	253
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2162
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7073
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	379029	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Potions Brewed:	177	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net